Recently I was asked to take on the position of Costumer for the Lake Superior Community Theatre. If you’ve seen my recent work with the Fashion Disasters or at the Lake County Fair, you might imagine me jumping up and down when I told them “yes”. It would be a dream to work with Director Paul Deaner and Stage Manager Benny Isaacman, who have produced some amazing shows, with incredible talent from the community. Plus, it sounded more like fun than work to me!! How could I say no? Soon after I accepted, Paul and departing Costumer Leann Johnson gave me a tour of the Costume Department for the theater at William Kelley School. HOLY BUCKETS! In two rooms there are racks bearing the weight of hundreds of costume pieces, boxes and boxes and boxes of shoes, bins stacked to the ceiling containing wigs, scarves, boas, ties, hats, gloves, glasses, slips, hosiery, jewelry, WHEW!! I was really blown away (and a little overwhelmed) by the size of this theatrical wardrobe. As I looked at them in amazement, Paul grins and asks me if I’m ready to see the other costuming room (There’s more?) This third room contains outerwear and formals, including hundreds of wool and fur coats, dress suit coats and some other precious pieces donated to the theater over the years. But wait! There’s more! Then Paul mentions that the costume department space will undergo some remodeling in the spring of ’23, just after LSCT’s production of Anne Frank. This will require packing up everything and storing it elsewhere for a period of time and then putting it back after the remodel is complete. I felt a tiny part of my brain explode inside my head. Oh my! What did I get myself into? Who’s going to do all that work?